Monday, May 26, 2008

My New Favorite Drink

Since we don't have any beer or wine (at least the kind I can drink w/o Shannon...have to save the good stuff) in the house, I was forced to rummage thru the cupboard and American Bartender to see what I could make to quaff my thirst. Cleaning up the yard and hauling mulch is hard work!

Nothing like a cold, crisp Mint Julep to enjoy while sitting on the front porch. Potent drink, too, that helps soothe the pain of very sore muscles. I had bourbon, mint, sugar cubes, and ice. A mortar-pestle would have been nice, but an ice cream scoop is a decent substitute.

Speaking of mint juleps, here is a true story from a Civil War trivia website. I also heard this story a couple years ago on NPR (where else?). I think I have become a true Southern gentleman.



The following is a copy of a letter from Lieutenant General Simon Bolivar Buckner, Jr., USA killed on Okinawa June 18, 1945] to Major General William D. Connor, Superintendent of the United States Military Academy at West Point, dated March 30, 1937. Buckner Jr. was the son of General Simon Bolivar Buckner of the Confederate army who surrendered Fort Donelson to General Grant, thus giving Grant his nickname of "Unconditional Surrender" Grant. This letter clearly demonstrates the esteem in which a "Mint Julep" is held.




My Dear General Connor:

Your letter requesting my formula for mixing mint juleps leaves me in the same position in which Captain Barber found himself when asked how he was able to carve the image of an elephant from a block of wood. He said that it was a simple process consisting merely of whittling off the part that didn't look like an elephant.

The preparation of the quintessence of gentlemanly beverages can be described only in like terms. A mint julep is not a product of a formula. It is a ceremony and must be performed by a gentleman possessing a true sense of the artistic, a deep reverence for the ingredients and a proper appreciation of the occasion. It is a rite that must not be entrusted to a novice, a statistician nor a Yankee. It is a heritage of the Old South, and emblem of hospitality, and a vehicle in which noble minds can travel together upon the flower-strewn paths of a happy and congenial thought.

So far as the mere mechanics of the operation are concerned, the procedure, stripped of its ceremonial embellishments, can be described as follows:

Go to a spring where cool, crystal-clear water bubbles from under a bank of dew-washed ferns. In a consecrated vessel, dip up a little water at the source. Follow the stream thru its banks of green moss and wild flowers until it broadens and trickles thru beds of mint growing in aromatic profusion and waving softly in the summer breeze. Gather the sweetest and tenderest shoots and gently carry them home. Go to the sideboard and select a decanter of Kentucky Bourbon distilled by a master hand, mellowed with age, yet still vigorous and inspiring. An ancestral sugar bowl, a row of silver goblets, some spoons and some ice and you are ready to start.

Into a canvas bag pound twice as much ice as you think you will need. Make it fine as snow, keep it dry and do not allow it to degenerate into slush. Into each goblet, put a slightly heaping teaspoonful of granulated sugar, barely cover this with spring water and slightly bruise one mint leaf into this, leaving the spoon in the goblet. Then pour elixir from the decanter until the goblets are about one-fourth full. Fill the goblets with snowy ice, sprinkling in a small amount of sugar as you fill. Wipe the outside of the goblets dry, and embellish copiously with mint.

Then comes the delicate and important operation of frosting. By proper manipulation of the spoon, the ingredients are circulated and blended until nature, wishing to take a further hand and add another of its beautiful phenomena, encrusts the whole in a glistening coat of white frost. Thus harmoniously blended by the deft touches of a skilled hand, you have a beverage eminently appropriate for honorable men and beautiful women. When all is ready, assemble your guests on the porch or in the garden where the aroma of the juleps will rise heavenward and make the birds sing. Propose a worthy toast, raise the goblets to your lips, bury your nose in the mint, inhale a deep breath of its fragrance and sip the nectar of the gods. Being overcome with thirst, I can write no further.


Sincerely,

Lt. Gen. S.B. Buckner, Jr. VMI Class of 1906

2 comments:

Mrs. B said...

Great letter!

Mr. B and I indulged in several mint juleps recently; mostly because we had some left-over mint (waste not want not).
They WERE real refreshing and I was finally able to find a good use for all those pewter goblets my Father gave me!
The BEST mint julep I've ever had, though, was at a place called High Cotten in Charleston SC.
Or, mabye it was the company!

Analee said...

that totally made my mouth water!